Corny Jokes
Knock, Knock, who's there? Dwain Dwain who? Dwain the bathtub am dwoning
Knock, Knock, Who's there Anna, Anna who? Anna body knows so more jokes
Knock, Knock, Who's there?
Candy, 'Candy Who?'
Can Dee come out and play?
Knock Knock, Who's there? Ben
Ben Who? Been so long knocking my hand hurts!
Knock Knock. Who's there?
Howie, Howie who?
Howie going to figure this out
Knock knock Who's there?
Claire, Claire who? Clear the way I am coming in.
What did the cat get on it's test in school?
Knock, Knock, Who's there Anna, Anna who? Anna body knows so more jokes
Knock, Knock, Who's there?
Candy, 'Candy Who?'
Can Dee come out and play?
Knock Knock, Who's there? Ben
Ben Who? Been so long knocking my hand hurts!
Knock Knock. Who's there?
Howie, Howie who?
Howie going to figure this out
Knock knock Who's there?
Claire, Claire who? Clear the way I am coming in.
What did the cat get on it's test in school?
Why are pirates so good at basketball?
They all have a great hook shot.
Why are frogs happy?
They get to eat what bugs them.
What class does sodapop go to?
Fizz-Ed
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He didn't have any body to dance with.
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.
How do you keep a dog from barking in the front yard?
Put him in the front yard.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get a little eggs-sercise.
Why don't bears wear shoes?
They like to walk bear feet.
What is red and green and goes 90 miles per hour?
A Frog in a blender.
Why was the ketchup blushing?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do rabbits have that no other animal has?
Baby rabbits.
He didn't have any body to dance with.
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is four and five?
Nine.
How do you keep a dog from barking in the front yard?
Put him in the front yard.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get a little eggs-sercise.
Why don't bears wear shoes?
They like to walk bear feet.
What is red and green and goes 90 miles per hour?
A Frog in a blender.
Why was the ketchup blushing?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do rabbits have that no other animal has?
Baby rabbits.
What would you call a silly mistake made by a policeman?
A trooper blooper
*** Truth be told I was never good at telling jokes, so...
I put more energy into fun magic routines.
I love when kids tell jokes and stories, it's a great way for them to express themselves, explore their funny bones and what makes them tickle inside. ***
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